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"I've got the key to the gates of paradise,
but I've got too many legs"


Please see the BBC Magazine page for the current time-wasting things on offer.  

The Caption submitted on the 20/08/04 was put into the BBC's top-ten captions of the year!
Go to the link below and click on to number 7.  
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4118945.stm  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3569538.stm#challenge  
Friday Challenge - So here are the best of your suggestions for what we should synchronise to artistic and sporting effect.  
I would like to see the kitchen Synchronised.
Luke A, UK  

[Caption Competition Picture 2004/08/20]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3569538.stm#captions  
Caption Competition  
1. Luke A, York
Cherie could feel the hand of history, but it wasn't on her shoulder


[Caption Competition Picture 2004/11/26]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4031731.stm#caption  
Caption Competition  
5. Luke A, York, UK
Fathers for Justice latest stunt: Dangermouse.


Below are all the answers published in the LBQ  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4051851.stm  
TUESDAY
Today's answer is "A MOUTHFUL OF PIPS"
Phorry, , phwhat phwas thep quephtion?
Luke A
York, UK  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3568920.stm  
Monday's answer is "A MELODRAMATIC WHITE FLAG"
So, Sirrah, do you surrender? {dunnnn, dunnnn, DUNNNNNNN!!!!!}
Luke A, York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3548128.stm  
Tuesday's answer is "EXHAUSTED, WORM-EATEN, DISHONEST AND INCOMPETENT"
After the mine closed, how could you tell that four of the Seven Dwarf's standards had slipped?
Luke A, York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3527454.stm  
Tuesday's answer is "THEY TAKE A WHILE TO GET AIRBORNE."
How come four out of five superheroes never make it past the costume designing stage?
Luke A, York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3926045.stm  
Wednesday's answer is "PIOUS LITTLE BLEEDERS WHO SHOULD GET OUT MORE OFTEN"
What are vampires often accused of being?
Luke A, York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3906169.stm  
Monday's answer is "ONLY AS NOVELTIES"
Can you name one argument for keeping the House of Lords?
Luke A, York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3886245.stm  
Tuesday's answer is "TOO BIG AND TOO BOLD"
How do I like my washing powder?
Luke A, York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3233142.stm  
Friday's answer is "FRIENDSHIP HARVESTERS"
Business power talk: Hostile Takeovers bad, _____________ good.
Luke A , York  

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3512995.stm  
Thursday's answer is "ABSOLUTELY GUTTED BUT ALSO REALLY CHUFFED"
"Well Dopey, which of our cousins should we invite to Happy's birthday?"
Luke A, York
 
Tuesday's answer is "YOU BIG CRY-BABY"
I want an LBQ keyring!!!
I want an LBQ keyring!!!
I want an LBQ keyring!!!
I want an LBQ keyring!!!
Waaaahhhhhhh!!!!
Luke A, York
 
Monday's answer is "CLIMBING A CLIFF WITH A SLIPPERY ROPE"
Extreme dishwashing:
Luke A, York  

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